I actually chased the postman down the road I’m a giant cliché
Mondo is a classy fellow. His hobbies include eating eye glasses, barking at toddlers, and pooping on dirty towels.
Submitted Anonymously but was so good it needed to be posted immediately.
She was very sorry and ashamed about what she had done.
I have a bed and a house, but I choose to sleep in dirty laundry.
Our little baby Shay.
Sneak and accomplice
My name is Truffaut, I love poop
I like to eat ALL the down pillows while dad is away! I also love chewing gallon water jugs on the bed until all the water is soaked into the mattress because I am a bastard
If you ever do cat shaming, Kung Pao Kitten has an addiction.