Max is an extremely flatulent dog and lets it rip when something feels good…like a back scratch.
At least they love each other. Our other dog growls. Jealousy shame.
I get to go to work with my person everyday. I fart in the conference rooms when the humans are on the phone and can’t escape.
I purposefully loiter by the apartment doors of dogs I don’t like until they bark at me so I can bark back without getting in trouble. I am a criminal mastermind, no?
…and many more things
Crunchy, speckled shame.
If it has a head I will rip that off as well, free of charge