I ate this pen…
Jack didn’t like this sign on ‘his walls’. He immediately pulled it off and ate it #shameblock
I eat trash everyday.
I’m Rolly, and I’m disgusting.
This is Floyd, and he lives with us in our rented house.
I’ve now taken to making love to every carpet I sit on.
I don’t even bother going after tasty scraps because I know that this little cretin will beat me to them.
I bark forever and I steal slippers.
Baby food stealer.
I wait until they are in a hurry and hide the shoes they were going to use, and I think it’s funny…