I feasted on 2 socks and some towel pieces while my owners were on vacation. Then I got a piece of towel stuck in my guts and had to visit the vet ER with my owner’s kids… $$$
Posts Tagged: Bernese Mountain Dog
Office Pawlitics
I pooped at the office while my mom was honeymooning. Twice. I’m not sorry.
I let him. Sorry.
I WANTED THE PINK ONE!!
This is the third doggy bed daddy has brought home and this is the third doggy bed Ellie has destroyed in a matter of 4 months of being home!!!
Bentley Boo does a booboo
My husband came home after a long day at work to find our 6 month old Mastiff Bernese Saint Bernard had torn apart his bed and he wasn’t even locked in his kennel.
It’s pretty hard to stay mad at that face.
Keep calm and GO AWAY!
I don’t like strangers coming to the house, they should not keep calm!
Ground Explosion
It wasn’t me. It was a meteoroid. I swear.
The Wall However Did Not Survive.
Running through the house at 100mph, I got stuck in the gate. Don’t worry, I’m fine. The wall however did not survive.
I Eat Random Dog Hair Tumbleweeds
I eat random dog hair tumblrweeds
I Ate The Gluten-Free Bread
Editor’s note: and that stuff is expensive! Like $8/loaf!!
I Saved You Half!
Editor’s note: I love the drool marks on the paper!