My sister ate the house with me, but she is unwilling to be photographed. She actually felt guilty, where you can see by my face, I don’t. There are more spots that I ate, please don’t think I can only do small amounts of damage.
“Today I was on a car ride when I decided to roll my window down, jump out of the moving vehicle, make my mom chase me in her pajamas, and finally, poop on the side of the road. I’m grounded.” -Valentine
Our Mastiff-Lab mix, Maisy, kept sneaking away and chewing up My Little Ponies! After many casualties, we were able to figure out where she was getting them from! We hid them, but not before we took a dog shaming picture…
We came home and left right away without spending time with the “princess.” She punished us…
Mazie chewed up the ear thermometer because she was bored.
My husband came home after a long day at work to find our 6 month old Mastiff Bernese Saint Bernard had torn apart his bed and he wasn’t even locked in his kennel.
It’s pretty hard to stay mad at that face.
Lil Bacon loves taking the stuffing out of EVERYTHING!
I got my head stuck in the toilet seat at 4 am… My aunt had to come and save me before I ripped the toilet off the wall… I’m sorry.
It’s funny now, but I wasn’t laughing when it happened. I was sure he was going to have a toilet dangling around his neck.
I’m not allowed on the bed… But I weigh 150lbs. Lets see you try to get me down!
#mastiffproblems!
Max is our newly adopted brindle Mastiff… She has 3 dog beds but this is her favorite!
Mum gets up at 6:30 every morning to walk me but I’m not very grateful.
Today I pulled mum over on our walk and the elderly neighbour had to pick her up.
I am ashamed and shall wear this hat as my punishment.
Love, Clementine
