Bullmastiff Archives

Chef Andi Makes Roll Overnight Oats

Posted June 14th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Submitted.

Andi decided she would surprise mummy with breakfast in bed… or breakfast on the couch… on the floor… It’s the thought that counts.

Don’t put Baby in the Corner

Posted May 23rd, 2016 by Audra Williams & filed under Bad Babysitter, Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Third Wheel.

Bruce wasn’t happy that he was left out of playing in the Doc Mcstuffing tent so he decided to eat it so no one could play!!

Can you break a twenty?

Posted May 13th, 2015 by Audra Williams & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Left my wallet on the arm of the lounge chair and went up-stairs for a minute. When I came back down, Reef was sitting on the lounge (also not allowed) pulling the contents out of my wallet. Busted!

Oh the irony…

Posted April 4th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Reading Rover, Submitted.

While mum and dad were out, Hudson very thoughtfully chose this book to shred. We think he was trying to make a statement and stick up for all his buddies in the book 🙂

I needed some support

Posted October 26th, 2014 by & filed under Submitted, Underwear Snatchers.

Manny is a serial knicker-nibbler.

I have a huge bed but…..

Posted March 15th, 2014 by & filed under Couch Potatoes, Submitted.

The sign says “I have a HUGE bed that Mommy bought after my weight broke the couch. I prefer the new couch. NOT ASHAMED.-Tera

Tera is our rescued 5 year old bull mastiff. Her favourite place is the couch. After she jumped onto our old couch so many times, the frame broke…it was beyond repair. We got a new couch and bought her a HUGE and COMFY bed complete with big fluffy blanket that she loves. Yet, no matter how many times we tell her no, the new couch is her favourite! She is not ashamed at all.

Maggie christened the house

Posted February 3rd, 2014 by & filed under Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

This is our bullmastiff, Maggie. Behind her is our new house, which we moved into two weeks ago. Also behind her is the printer toner she decided to play with yesterday.

Bad Maggie. Bad, bad Maggie…