I steal all the blankets, then roll up like a burrito and sleep diagonally. The lady gets the couch.
Carly submitted this picture of her beau, Arash. We think he should roll his way over to the couch tonight! Bad boy!
Bad blanket stealin’ boyfriend
Those are pea-not yours!
I eat my wife’s “secret” stash of peanuts and pretend I have nothing to do with the near-empty jar.
Sylvia submitted this picture of her husband Claude (who also happen to be Dog Shaming’s parents). Someone’s in the dog house!
Introducing our newest installement of shame: HUSBAND SHAMING
They snore, they make a mess, they eat everything in sight, they stink, they pee on the floor…
No, I’m not talking about dogs here! As much as we love shaming dogs, we think they deserve a break. We’ve decided to turn the tables and start shaming the biggest troublemakers: husbands.
A little exercise does hurt
“While mom was at the gym I ate grandma’s wicker basket”
Candy Monster
We left the house for a few hours and when we came home we noticed my step-daughters’ Easter jujubes had all disappeared. I can’t imagine how much was stuck in Bristol’s teeth after that because after eating just one I couldn’t eat any more since they were so soft.
Bad Host
I get embarrassed when my mom & dad yell at me for trying to hump my 12-year-old human sisters friends…
Hungry as a Horse
My name is Sadie. I jumped the kennel and ate a MONTH’s worth of HORSE supplements. Hopefully I won’t die.
P.S. She’s fine, just bloated.
Sand Crap’stles
I poop on little kids’ sandcastles
-Hurley
Luca Scissor Teeth
Luca is my 8 month old beagle. In a span of a month, he has broken 5 of his Dad’s collars. Recently, he has taken to snipping off his own. Keep In mind that, according to his groomer, there are no other stronger collars in the market. His brand new one lasted only 5 days. He’s in house arrest for now. My wallet weeps from the abuse. I don’t know if I should be mad or be impressed of his “talent”.
Lick-a-stitch
Don’t chase rabbits. you get stitches then get posted on this site!!
