“When I think no one is watching, I like to go in the bathroom and blow bubbles in the toilet.”
Sorry the word “when” is obfuscated by Dakota’s maw. She also thinks paper is a delicacy, but that’s a Dog Shame for another submission.
Snorkel-Dog
Oil and vinegar
One dog is trouble, the other is anxious!
I got a little squirrely!
My name is Potato and I KNOW I’m not allowed to go under the deck. This is also not my first time getting stuck there.
Class 1 Misdemeanor
I called 9-1-1 and Dad was fined $50.
Enema of the state
My name is Chaco. Today I ate fabric and somebody had to pull it out of my butt with their hands. Shame on me!
Gone Fishing
“I like to sample EVERYTHING”
Instead of stealing just one of the freshly smoked salmon off of the counter, Nellie decided to have a taste of each of them. It’s not too noticeable, right?
Your style is for the dogs…
Oliver likes to go through my closet, pull out the fanciest clothes, wrap himself up in them and parade around the house.
Uninvited Shower Guest
When mom forgets to shut the door to the shower…I sneak in.
I tried to eat Jesus
I tried to eat Jesus
Love is blind
Mavis loves the fake owl in our backyard. They spend a lot of time surveying the yard.
