Fred is always ripping the drain spout off. Finally ripped it in half!!
Turn down [spout] for what
Dead asleep
“I’ve been asleep in this position for over 9 hours. I might be dead.”
Lucky is an old dog. He sleeps a lot. Sometimes I poke him to make sure he’s not just sleeping.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I chewed on a wire and now my family has no internet.
In a blind taste test, most dogs agreed…
2 year old Kallie, decided she wanted to redecorate the living room one day while I was at work…
You’ve got a Sprinkle in your step now!
I ate my Mum’s Sprinkles Vanilla Peppermint Cupcake. Yummy!
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
I ate a jelly fish at the beach today. I cost my human parents £171 in vets bills. Both humans are hungover and had to watch me throw up jelly fish slime.
Marble Run Yum
Garbage Gut Molly Strikes Again
Violet uses poor judgement
I used poor judgement and peed in my 5-yr old brother’s bed… And on my brother… At 3AM. I’m sorry. Love, Violet.
Beetle the Beard
“I’m known to carry stuff around in my beard, including food, leaves, twigs and once even a dead beetle. – Tiki”
Guillermo, the lover boy
“I hump my sister. It is gross, but I like it. She is a Pit Bull.” – Guillermo
