“My mommy bought these new sandals 3 days ago! (I’m VERY sorry.)
Fezzik’s mom says, “I’m not thrilled with his selection – the OLD sandals were right next to NEW sandals. BUT, Fez is 7 months old and this is his very first shoe attack, and judging from his guilt, I doubt he’ll try it again any time soon!”
This is Rumpus. He’s my latest foster fail and he likes to sleep on his food. And I don’t think the DOG dish is fooling him one bit.
“I decidedly wanted outside at 2am via the window!” -Reese
I leave turds in my mommy’s car every time I go to Doggie Daycare. Every time. The car ride makes me too excited.
-Ernie
MAX:TISSUE!!! HAVE to destroy it!
“I ate the kid’s foam number puzzle and now I’m pooping out numbers like the lottery!”
All numbers have been recovered and she is fine….won’t be playing with that puzzle again.
My dog ate my homework.
My name is chico and I have never chewed up anything in the house. My owners started this diet and only gives me a cup of food all day. Well, can you tell I wanted more.
“Even though my cataracts are bad (I’m about 90% blind) I still wag my tail every time Mommy walks into the room!
Now throw my ball! <3 – Gaelin”
Ronnie was unsure of his new baby brother. Click through to see how it turned out!
