These lovely ladies thought it would be funny to have projectile diarrhea all over my place at 7:45am before my 8am test! They’re normally angels, but choose to do this one week before move out date!? Touché.
Masters of Bad Timing
Conference Call of Nature
I poop every time Mommy is on a conference call. Every. Single. Time.
Aren’t you Glad the Carpet is Already Orange?
I stole raw carrots off my mom’s plate them vomited the on the living room carpet! I love carrots, I think I just ate too many of them too quickly. She was talking to the neighbour at the door, and I hid under the coffee table for my vegetable binge.
Rug Test Quality Control
Benny decided to start snapping out the piles for our brand new Pottery Barn rug. It took him under one minute to make the bald spot you see, Benny is a Lhasa-poo.
It’s hip to be Golden
I left the house in such a rush today I forgot to get my sunglasses… Look like somebody else decided to make them her own!
We are VERY Picky, Unless it’s cat Poop
Even though we BEG for it, if the banana is not quite the right ripeness, we spit it out and walk away (and don’t feel guilty at ALL).
A Dirty Trick for Some Good, Clean Fun
Sign reads, ” I love being squirted by the hose, buy when momma won’t play with me willingly, I trick her into it by rolling in smelly things. -Pickles”
Feline Fine Now
My 10 yr old Bengal, Boo Boo, decided the litter box was too far away and pooped in my shower. Enough said 🙂 !!
No Wei-man!
I came home one day from class to discover my nine year old Weimaraner had some how reached up the wall and ate half of the mounted taxidermy fish…Let’s just say this isn’t her first time around the naughty block…
I got Into a Sticky Situation
Cleo loves to get these things on her… Such a job to get them off!
