I went outside with my dad while he was sneaking a cigarette at midnight. We both got skunked and had to wake mommy up to give me a bath so daddy could shower.
Editor’s note: That’s what you get for smoking!!
Smoking Will Get You Skunked
Beauty Is From Within (The Stomach)
beauty is from within the stomach…
Hey, I Thought It Was Blue Raspberry!
Hey, I thought it was Blue Raspberry!!!!
Haven’t Seen Your Gloves, Sorry.
‘Gloves? Nope, not seen them…’
Chuck the American Bulldog (from England)
I Ran Around With A Toilet Brush
I ran around playing with this for an hour and then gave everyone a BIG LICK on the face.
Caught In The Act
My name is Ace and I’ll rip into stuff even if my mom is looking.
Sarge Knows The Difference But It Doesn’t Stop Him
Sarge knows the difference, but it doesn’t stop him.
Canine Retaliation
Mom kicked me off her bed so I took all her pillows to make my own bed.
I Have Been Put In Time Out
I have been put in time out. The vacuum is not a sheep. I will no longer bark at and herd it…for a few minutes..
I Stole A Whole Bunch Of Bananas From The Kitchen
I stole a whole bunch of bananas from the kitchen.
