it was a library book
It Was A Library Book
I Broke A Microwave
I broke a microwave.
You Don’t Want To Know.
A quiet evening, and Mom starts asking “What is that… Oh goodness, did something DIE?”
Julep Has Zero Respect For Foam Noodles
Julep has zero respect for foam noodles.
Sorry For Wearing Your Drapes
I am supposed to look through the drapes, and not wear them.
I’m Stuck In This Pillow
Piper loves to burrow. When my husband came home and found her like this, she ran to the back door like normal, walked around the back door like normal, literally pretending like she wasn’t stuck in a pillow.
She Only Ate The White Berries
She only ate the white berries!
Couldn’t Even Bear To Look At The Camera
Couldn’t even bear to look at the camera…
I Sent Mom A Love Note On Her Best Rug
“I sent Mom a Love Note…on her best rug.” Yes, Riley did chew a perfect heart shape in my rug — along with several other odd shapes. If I put a piece of furniture over a hole, he’d just start a new one. : (
I Chewed A Hole In The Baby Gate And Got Stuck
I chewed a hole in the baby gate and got myself trapped in it while my mom was out!
