Dog Shaming

I Ate Mommy’s Oatmeal And Broke Her Teacup

I ate mommy’s oatmeal and broke her teacup!

I Steal Baby Blankets

I steal baby blankets! if it helps them nap better it will likely help me sleep better too.

I Ran Off Into The Muddy Marsh

While my aunt was looking at a flower, I ran off into the muddy marsh, which is probably mostly duck poop. I could not even lick my legs; it was too gross. (And my aunt did not own a hose, so cleaning me was very hard, logistically speaking, since I was too dirty for the shower!!).