I knocked over this giant mirror in the middle of the night while my parents were sleeping and almost gave them a heart attack.
Editor’s note: Silver lining is that the mirror is still intact.
I Knocked Over This Giant Mirror
I Like To Collect Random Objects
I like to collect random objects and leave them in your way
Leo Ate The Pain Meds From My Hip Surgery
“Leo ate the pain meds from my hip surgery.”
“The snozberries taste like snozberries!”
*Note – Leo ate one dose of Penny’s meds – not the whole thing. The vet was called and said that there was nothing to worry about. Leo did not seem to be ashamed. He did seem to be under the influence, though, so maybe we’ll try to shame him in about 10 hours…
If Your Ball Falls Into My Yard I Will Eat It
The boy next door hit a ball into my yard so I ate it. Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
Sowwy I Chewed Your Gym Stuff Daddy
Sowwy I chewed your gym stuff daddy…I wuv you
Doug Prefers A Good Grassy Nap
Doug prefers a good grassy nap to actual exercise.
Army Crawl Canine
Every time Dad turns his back I army crawl a little closer to the open garage door until I find my opportunity to sprint toward the man jogging past our house.
Trust Me, This Is One Of His Lesser Crimes
Trust me, this is one of his lesser crimes…it’s been a long year to his first birthday…
I Did This
Even though I use a dog food dispenser as a trash can to keep Jack out of the trash. Good Ole Jack will remind us if we forgot to clip the lock! Bad Jack!
I Peed On A Child’s Sandcastle
Peed on a child’s sandcastle…while the child was building it. Never went to the beach again.
