While my uncle was making dinner I but the air shock in his new Nike AirMax shoes. It made a nice whooshing sound”. I laughed and I’m not sorry
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The Key Offender
I AM the center of attention and mom NEEDS to pay attention to me ALL of the time. So when shes working or doing something on her computer I fly over, land on her lap top, and act cute by making kiss noises and babbling. Then I bend over and begin ripping keys off of the thing to let her know I do not approve of that stupid machine. Then I scream and try to fly off with the pieces.