Dennis says it is not his job to keep himself clean.
Posts Categorized: Pet Shaming
“I ate mom’s vacation money and pooped on the wall. Twice. She still doesn’t know how I did it.”
This is our hedgehog, Piglet. He likes to keep us busy.
Image courtesy of our friends over at tastefully offensive!
This is Amber, my staffordshire cross. She loves playing with my chickens and has never hurt any of them!
I’m Colbie, and I’m addicted to treats! I figured out how to open the cabinets in the kitchen, so now I go into the one under the drawer where they keep the treats, push it open from the inside, and climb in!
This is Rumpus. He’s my latest foster fail and he likes to sleep on his food. And I don’t think the DOG dish is fooling him one bit.
“IT HAS BEEN: 000 DAYS SINCE I HAVE BITTEN ANYONE”
“I sprint wildly around the house at exactly 5am EVERY morning. My mom no longer needs an alarm clock.” Soon after we brought Lupa home from the shelter, she started a daily ritual of sprinting at full speed throughout the house, mostly right before meal times. She especially likes to performs for us in the early morning. She knows she’s entertaining… she’s not even close to ashamed!!
Chico is a bit frustrated so he decided to pee on them instead…