I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
I have no shame
Love
Mika
Hey Big Burper!

I burp like a full grown man but demand to be treated like a princess. And I have to burp in mom or dad’s face otherwise it didn’t count.
I have no shame
Love
Mika
“It’s a bag! Mommy brought home a bag! I wonder what’s in it…is it for me, is it for me?!? It’s….clothes. For her. Oh, this shirt she purchased will never do. It needs a little jazz. Let’s redesign it!”
I ate mommy’s brand new shirt while she was sleeping. Now I have to wear her shirt – the holes are very fashionable.
I eat toilet paper straight from the roll! (And I’m not sorry)
My name is Lily and I am an unrepentant doughnut thief!
I ate my sister’s Benefit Cosmetics and now my poop is pretty.
I stole piece of bread from my human sister’s hand. I was so ashamed I crawled under the deck stairs.
This is Hudson. I think he got fed up of watching me ride off on the Vespa and decided one night to sneak it out and ride it himself.
I left the house in such a rush today I forgot to get my sunglasses… Look like somebody else decided to make them her own!
I hate to admit this but sometimes I snuggle with the cat.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. So, I ate a whole bar of soap. Cash, the golden furry child shown above decided that his mom’s soap tastes pretty good! The nagging thirst that followed was not as pleasant.