I chewed through the cord of my humans’ brand new iron… While they were sleeping
My Iron-clad Alibi has a few Holes…
Posts Tagged: Yorkshire Terrier
Don’t Make me get the Rubber Gloves
“I love cat poop so much, I put my head under her butt WHILE SHE’S POOPING.”
And it made for a disgusting bath, complete with rubber gloves for Mom.
The Snorer
I snore louder than a grown man.
I Like the Finer Things in Life, Clearly
I like to empty Mommy’s garbage pail all over the floor and spread out it’s contents. Then I sit and watch her clean it up with a wagging tail. Not Sorry! Love, Teddy Bear
Alarm Tripper
I squeal so loud when mommy and daddy get home, I actually set off the window break alarm. Love, Destin.
Got Litter Box?
My name is Wally. I like to steal poop from the litter box and eat it. My humans call me a “Turd Burglar”.
Let’s be Frank
I told Frank, “Next time you poop on the floor, I’ll publicly humiliate you!” He thought I was kidding.
Poopsmart
The Petsmart cashier graciously pointed out that my 6 pound Yorkie Bella “took a doogie” in the cart when I was at the checkout register. Lets just say it was not small. Needless to say I was embarrassed and this picture shows how Bella really feels about it.
The New Floors Needed Sealant
I peed on the brand new kitchen floors!
But i’m supposed to be the baby!
I steal pacifiers.
