My border collie/great pyr puppy destroyed the yard. She dug down and chewed up the sprinkler line and flooded part of the back yard. She is NEVER sorry!

I like to run in the woods after it rains.

Lola and Lolo are two death row survivors from the NYC Animal Care and Control System. I turned my back on them for 5 minutes and the dogs had destroyed my 2 yr old daughter’s talking stuffed puppy… This is an every day occurrence with these two. But we love them anyways.

I’m so proud of myself. I kept myself occupied today and only played with my own things.

“I’ve done something you may not like…. Just give it a second, you’ll smell it…” Notorious bulldog gas, so bad even they hide from it!

Today, I figured out that I can unroll the toilet paper roll with my mouth. It is now my favorite game in the whole wide world!

I counter-surfed for waffles and broke this plate.

“I snort like a pig.” We are constantly blessed with Coco’s unladylike noises. i

When we go to Grandma and Grandpa’s I steal the cat’s food right away, before anyone has a chance to hide it. Then I get surprise diarrhea. It’s okay though, I’ll eat more cat food when we go over there. <3 Evie

I, Hendrix, am guilty of playing in the recycling and chewing all the bottles to death so that my (unsuspecting) parents step on sharp, clear bits of plastic! And after that I snuck into my mum’s room, stole a teddy bear and chewed all the snow out of it! I regret nothing!