Whilst on a walk pass the local primary school, Bella, our staffy, decided to poo (while walking) in front of dozens of people waiting for their kids to finish school, leaving me with a trail of chunky fun to pick up.
I loved being eyed up by the all unhappy parents while scrabbling for poo bags in my pocket. It made my day!!! NOT!
I knew it wasn’t mine but I chewed it up anyway… then I rolled on it in celebration!
I ate the plastic straps off Mom’s flip-flop while she was gone. She had to induce vomiting, which I held down until I was on the carpet…I also adore bugs, lizards, baby snakes, and cat poop! I feel no shame. –Penny (then mom had to go CSI and make sure the pieces were recovered)
My owner blames me for her broken foot because she just happened to trip on my Kong but I’m going to break this down real simple for you: She is clumsy, flat out. I do wish her a speedy recovery though… she can hardly take me to the dog park like this and it takes her twice as long to get me my kibble.