Disco thought it would be fun to help Mom sew on some buttons… “Whattaya mean you need opposable thumbs to sew?”

Came home from dinner on my birthday to this nice mess in my kitchen. Sully was a birthday present 7 years ago- he’s the gift that keeps on giving. (The sign says: “Happy Birthday, Mom! PS You forgot to take the trash out. Love, Sully.”)

My dad took me to his first “dog friendly” board meeting. I showed gratitude by pooping in front of all the investors.

I went to run a 5k with my Mom and threw up on her shoe just before the race started.

My neighbor played this small tree in his front yard – Jackson liked the way it tasted!!!

My name is Marti. I hate it when my owners play Scrabble without me so when they left tonight I decided to chew up a few tiles.

I stole the dip off the coffee table. Left the celery… (Look at that smirk! *and that belly!)

I left a bowl of chicken noodle soup on the coffee table while I poured myself a glass of water. I came back, and the soup was gone. She didn’t even deny it.

All Lucy needs is 2 seconds for your back to be turned! If I couldn’t hear her freight train snoring from the other room, I would think she stays up all night plotting her move!

This is Piper. I took her to a friends house. She proceeded to poop downstairs, up the stairs, and on the second floor. I made her apologize.