This is Gil – while we continue to cut the pieces of the carpet off that he’s chewed, he somehow finds a way to continue tearing it up. We think he’s trying to tell us something….

Dad forgot my allowance. I helped remind him.

I faked a limp so my mom would stop making me jog with her.

I did a poo in the tunnel at agility class ( I was trying to be discreet ) Everyone laughed when mummy had to crawl inside the tunnel to clear it up. I’m not sorry.

Belle, my 3 year old Bull Terrier, absolutely refuses to eat the ends of the bones we buy her. 

Yep…this is me!

A very nice couple brought their brand new puppy to the dog park. I told them that Mowgli, who was rampaging in a post-Sandy mud pit, was exactly one year older. Naturally, they had to meet him when he was filthy, jumping, and not listening. He is being shamed for embarrassing his mother.

What do you mean, I am not the baby anymore?

I trip people coming back rom the bathroom in the middle of the night.