I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.
Not a very good dog. Our dog Stax is really a very good boy, except he kills things with stuffing.
Bowie is a french bulldog who eats leather, paper and drywall. He keeps the shoe repair guy in business with my bags and nice leather boots. What can I do? Just look at him?? He’s the Brad Pitt of dogs.
Luna decided to take a big whiz right in the dog food aisle of petco today!
Lucy decided that her dad’s hearing aids looked delicious. It was a $10,000 meal.
Harry only eats toilet paper, paper towel, kleenex. And sometimes underwear.
“I got excited and tried to jump onto the bed but instead I hit mom in the face and broke her nose.”
Our 5 month old Great Dane took a flying leap right into my face and shattered my nose. One surgery so far, and one more to go. It’s a good thing she is so cute!
We weren’t satisfied with just tearing apart the cushion. ~Paul
We had to spread it all over the house, too! ~ Frank
I have started my own album entitled Dog Shaming Brooks.
He just eats everything! He ate my curtains 2 weeks ago. Not just the curtains but the sheers behind the curtains.
Every flu/cold season, my dog faces his kryptonite – snotty tissues in the trashcan. He always fails the test.