I rolled in a giant pile of poop and then ate it. my namesake would be proud. xo, Benjamin Franklin.
Wally’s newest trick for begging: staring at you upside down. Eventually, you will break down.
My doggie pal Blue and I chewed a big hole in Mommy’s couch, so that she could get a new one. After I made the hole really deep, Blue peed in it.
I vomitted on the good sofa and hid it under a throw blanket. Love, Malena.
Every now and again my Mom brings me home one of those huge, meaty dinosaur bones from the pet store. I think they cost like a million dollars or something. It takes me a whole 15 minutes to eat it and I know it makes everyone really happy because when I’m done they keep asking me “where it went” and “Did I eat the whole thing?”, just like they say to one of our littles when he eats his whole dinner. I’m so lucky because my Mom said she is taking out stock in the dinosaur bone company so that means she’ll bring them home all the time!
Walter is very sensitive when it comes to his paws. He has had pad injuries, skin infections, and then he broke a nail and exposed the quick. He has always disliked having his nails clipped and we took him to the vet to look at his broken nail. When the vet tried to clip his nails he pooped on the table. It smelled so horrific he needed a bath.
I like to dump my food bowl in the living room. I’m weird. Samma Girl
We will eat anything! dry oatmeal packs and dry bean soup mix including flavor packet.
My name is Brody and I like nothing better than to hang out on the couch all day underneath a blanket with my pillow. It’s even better when Mom shares the electric blanket.
I walked into the boss’ office and ate the hamburger right off her desk. On her birthday. My mom said something about kissing promotions good-bye.