“I chewed up momma’s shoes the first time she wore them.” It’s hard to stay mad at a face like that though. He really is a good boy!
I got in trouble for eating everyone else’s food.
I ate 4 lbs of frozen ground beef.
When no one is looking..I eat the carpet.
Jasmine won’t admit when she’s been naughty!
I pooped in front of the church while a wedding was taking place.
I thought I’d leave Beauregard a snack in his kennel while i was at work. he left the food and ate the bowl.
This is Bubs. He got a little nervous the other night when a friend was talking to him through a paper towel roll. In his attempt to get away from the evil roll, he knocked down a painting in the living room and really scared himself. He ran over to mom’s purse and peed on it. He was immediately ashamed of himself and tried to hide his embarrassment with a nearby sheet. All the neighborhood dogs are laughing at this ‘fraidy cat.
I had a pen for dinner and made a masterpiece! I call it “Carpet Ruined.” <3 Rory
Buddy: My snores make Mom wear earplugs.
Patches: I eat earplugs.