Cupcake is an exceptional hole digger. Despite missing a front leg, she can do significant damage. I shudder to think what she might be capable of with four legs. Regardless, she defends our home and loves us like the heroine she is.
My wife and I went to church and when we got home we discovered our English Bulldog Sarge had chewed the alarm sensor off the patio door, set the alarm off and the cops came.
Even if you “win” a fight w a skunk…you still lose.
I eat dirty kleenex when no one is looking
…in your mouth while you are sleeping.
I couldn’t resist!
Dwight likes to nibble on his brother, Stan, when he is bored. Stan is the only dog that could put up with annoying brother like Dwight.
If given a choice, Quagmire would rather not eat than eat her healthy veterinarian prescribed food!!!
My name is Drake and I am almost eleven years old. I have never done anything truly naughty before in my life. My humans always say I am the perfect gentleman. Well, I know I am getting up there in years, and when my humans loaded the groceries into the back of the van and I noticed the take-and-bake pizza, I decided there might not be many more opportunities quite this perfect in my lifetime. I used my ninja skills to sneak into the very back of the van, pull back the plastic, and silently eat the whole pizza. It was so tasty! My humans didn’t even suspect a thing until they went to unload the groceries at home.
Mom and Dad could have bout 5 replacements for me for the cost of the hearing aid I chewed up.
But they didn’t!