I ate an entire loaf of stuffing bread last night, but I wasn’t finished. I just ate a plate of cheese and crackers! I am I’m BIG trouble.
I ate the Thanksgiving pie my mommy made!
-Scotty (8yr old Miniature Dachshund)
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‘I eat my Mom’s shoes. Sequins are tasty.’
This is Pickle. She is just a year old and we thought her chewing phase was over. She tells me she is sorry and the sequins on my shoes were just too shiny and tempting.
Jack: “We had a canine house guest. I think his poop tastes delicious.”
Jack has never done this before. Must be the fancy, stinky food his uncle was eating.
I will not roll around in mud anymore.
“I’m Archie. I rolled in dead animal guts for the 4th time this week! I love the way I smell, but make my mommy gag. She also can’t find the animal. TBC…” Check out the smear of stench on my neck.
“This Is My Favourite Place To Throw Up.”
After moving my dog off the only carpet downstairs countless times when he had a sour stomach, he would always seem to sneak over when he felt the urge to throw up. Thank goodness for baking soda.
I’ve eaten books, pencils, paintbrushes, and the party paté. But the last straw for Mom was when I ate my brother’s retainer. He took it off for dinner and put it next to his plate, and I just couldn’t resist. Mom says if I eat the replacement, I have to get braces myself.