After a long walk, Max could not seem to hold down his dinner!
I’m Scout. My nemesis is the vacuum cleaner. I bite it to show my dominance over it.
Cleveland’s dad took him duck hunting and he ran off and got sprayed by a skunk. Mom had to bathe him; this now makes his 3rd to remove the stench.
He has never chewed anything, EVER! I came home to this today. His $80 Kong bed. For shame.
Dog + dirty sock + chewing habit = self proclaimed sock ninja
Owner of dog + putting on socks to find holes in them = relentlessly annoyed owner with not one decent pair of socks
We ate an entire cake off the kitchen counter last night… And it was delicious! Love, Zoey & Bailey
She always looks sorry, but I’m pretty sure she never is.
If my mommy doesn’t immediately fold the laundry right out of the dryer, then I like to poop on top of the laundry basket full of clean clothes…
I came home from work and found out that FedEx had slipped my Lady Gaga tickets under the door. Marley didn’t want me to go.