Oscar the dachshund will obsessively lick the floor for hours on end, even though it’s perfectly clean and nothing has been spilled on it
“Oops, I did it again!”
He’s got a thing for doormats.
I retrieve the toy, but I won’t give it back…ever!!
Our dog licks the baby constantly, so much so she smells like bad dog breath.
He did it.
No, she did it.
He started it.
No, SHE started it.
No shame, only blame.
Ruby the Corgi and Robin the hound destroyed a stuffed backrest. Pretty sure it WAS a joint effort.
My name is Josie and this is how I sleep when I have company. I’m a classy girl.
I chew the plastic endcaps off the laces of every shoe I find…
Meet Toby, the amazing bottle opener (and closet hoarder). He can open peanut butter and mustard jars too.
I swam in my neighbor’s new pool before they did!
Gradie, this two year old chihuahua loves his people…but doesn’t like it when his people get clean (he prefers to lick them clean himself) so he protests by destroying the bathroom. This time it included ripping up the bathmat, trying to tear into a package of toilet paper, and pulling down some of the toilet paper already on the roll.