I swear I thought it was just a fart!

I only want on the bed after my mommy has been asleep for 10 minutes.

-Daisy

I sometimes fall asleep in daddy’s shoes.

Slobber bubble.

I locked my mom out of the truck when she stopped for fuel on the wat to the vet for my neuter.

in the past 12 months I have eaten: knickers (6 pair), boxer shorts (2 pair), tank top (1), metal crate (1), plastic kennel (1), wood door frame (1), towels (2), dog bed (1), air mattress (1), carpet, and uncountable quantities of toilet paper, kleenex, and paper towels. AND I AM HUNGRY FOR MORE! In fact, if mom looks away, I will probably eat this sign. Oh look … is that Elvis? Over there … ? -Calvin.

The irony of dogs not having opposable thumbs is clearly lost on this pooch!

I love going for jogs so much, I squeel and whine at the top of my lungs for the first 2 blocks that everyone stops and stares.  I’m like a police car siren! – Love Kady

Puppy woes!