I barked really loud when my mommy was on a conference call with her bosses. oops.
My name is Hercules, and eat my way through any enclosure. My favorite is wood.
Penny never has accidents at home, so when some mysterious wet spots appeared at a friend’s house, we thought it couldn’t be her, it must be one of the other dogs. However, after a couple more accidents at our friend’s home, and solid alibis for other dogs, we realized it must be Penny.
I ate/remodelled Aunty Lynne’s favourite fan.
I just stole the baby’s breakfast from her hand.
I broke the mouse trap to eat the peanut butter inside.
My mother often wakes up in the morning to discover she has a new, 20-something kilo hat.
Oreo loves eating My Little Pony Toys.
Ponies = 0, Oreo = 6
Editor’s note: It’s the smell of the plastic that attracts Oreo to the ponies! Just like Strawberry Shortcake Dolls in the 80s and 90s! (am I dating myself?)
Even though Confetti isn’t a dog, she still has no shame in clearing a room.
I still pee the floor! she likes to hold her shaming signs