I turned the stove on while no one was home trying to eat leftover pizza and almost burned the house down
I was looking for my sock earlier, but couldn’t find it. Later, when I was taking Ranger to his dog training class, he regurgitated the sock onto the passenger seat of my car. How helpful.
I was in bed and my dog decided to wake me up by punching me in the face with her nails. I am on blood thinners, so now I have a black eye.
I ate a sock, threw it up, then ate it again. Several times.
Maude and Cybil.
I AM NOT A CAT!
This is not the first thing Saint Mary has shredded all over my bedroom carpet.
I’m Princess Leia. I figured out how to open the drawer in the bedside table with my bare paws! I found exciting things, like Mommy’s lipgloss. A princess must keep her lips and teeth glossy. I am not sorry, because it was yummy!
“I got up on the table and ate 75% of the homemade cookies that were supposed to go to daycare tomorrow. I PRETTY MUCH SUCK.” -Bear
I pretend I’m deaf when my mom calls me but I can hear a cheese wrapper 3 rooms away.
Hope you enjoyed a morning filled with cats! We know the internet is filled with them!