I try and sneak under the bathroom door to keep my dad company when he is pooping. If I can’t fit my 75 lb body under the door I cry and howl until he’s done.
This is Capone. He’s eaten 2 other books, curtains, sleeves, shoe laces, draw strings from a blind, blankets, loaves of bread, 8 goodie bags for a 9yo’s birthday party, and the wedding ring of a woman married just 5 days before. This latest included 1/2 a deck of cards and it all took place in less than 15 minutes. We still love him though.
Pico likes to “scissor” things between his teeth. Like the sleeve of Mom’s favorite shirt. Or the handle on her new tote bag. Or his own leash…
“I refuse to get up when my mom makes the bed”
This is Squid, the 10-year-old beagle. She likes to sleep in late, so bed-making is extremely difficult.
I dug a huge hole in the yard and my mommy tripped in it.
I eat people’s dirty socks.
Bailey is does not appreciate being ignored when Daddy is playing Madden 13. Today he got even.
“No, I’m not getting up and yes I ripped the blanket.” Brooklyn my two year old lazy Miniature English Bulldog loves to snuggle in blankets and also occasionally rip them to shreds.
Hi, my name is Rugger but my mom is going to change my name to Panda because she just caught me eating the last of the bamboo coasters.
I broke my Mama’s leg. No walks for a year. Bummer!