My 9-year-old lab mutt, Tramp, loves bananas. I put this out for my breakfast and he ate it. He always leaves me the peels to clean up.
I pooped in my grandpas boat the same day i pooped on the dock.
I steal food from the baby then play dumb! I fart in my owners face, look at my butt, then act surprised. I rip the springs out of the couch when everyone is sleeping but my mom still loves me!!
We came home from the store today to this little mess. Sweet Pea somehow figured out how to unwrap Peppermint Hershey’s Kisses and had herself a nice little treat while we were gone. Thankfully it was white chocolate so we didn’t worry about her, but we did ask, brilliant or naughty?
I peed INSIDE this laptop while daddy was fixing it
So it has been raining ALL week and my little sister the pug had an accident in the house. I thought no one saw me but Mom caught me! Boy was she sick when she saw what I was doing.
I stole your roommate’s shoe from her room, you saw me before I could eat it :'( – Alaina
I Am Why We Don’t Have Nice Things…
I ran away from Bob at the airport! I just wanted to be FREE!
I was drooling so much that my mom had to give me a paper towel bib.
That is, after I drooled through my bed, made a drool puddle the size of ME on the couch and dripped all over the house.