Mommy took me to the vet because my stomach was making funny noises and I wasn’t eating.
Turns out, the vet said I was fine! It only cost her $250 and a heart attack. Also, I got to play tag with the vet assistants cause I ran away when we got there. Such a fun day!!
I ate sequins from the toddler’s art project. Now, my poop is bedazzled.
Moose loves to get involved in our crafts, mostly by taste-testing the supplies.
“When the Petsmart guy went to scan my microchip…I got scared and pooped on the floor!”
Every now and then my Mom likes to get my microchip scanned to make sure my info is correct. The guy at Petsmart scared me so much with the handheld scanner so I pooped a little on the floor.
Quincy refuses to poop in OUR yard and runs straight to the neighbours’ house to relieve himself.
Let him outside for a bit, and you never know what poop he will find!
As a beagle, Autumn has put some pretty gross things in her mouth. Today, she did the ultimate no-no and ate some other dog’s poo before mommy could stop her. She is now being dog shamed.
‘I’m only friends with the guinea pigs because I like to eat their poo.’
She also ate the second ‘o’ of ‘poo’.
Hazel won’t eat her dog food. We have tried everything and she goes days without eating. I found out that she was just full of cat poop. We live in a subdivision with many cats who use our yard and beach as a litter box.
“I eat poo right out of my brother’s bum. I am a dirty, dirty girl!”
Scout and Ranger are litter mates and Scout sometimes thinks that her brother is a Pez dispenser. She is not sorry for her behaviour. She is not allowed to lick me.
We love our puppy son even when he is bad!
