Reno is normally a very good boy, but whenever someone has a drink around him, he just has to partake. He even takes it out of the fridge when no one is around.
Editor’s note: Grapes of all kinds are not good for dogs. They can cause upset tummies and worse.
I took a jar of peanut butter outside, opened it, and ate half of it before mommy caught me with it. I am not sorry or ashamed. -Harley
I eat Guinea Pig Poop
-Rocky
P.S I am ashamed
1. They’re nervous travellers.
2. They’re obsessive about toys…even things that aren’t toys!
3. They get upset if we try and eat healthy, god-forbid we try and put THEM on a diet…
4. Let alone make them exercise.
5. They’re total weirdos.
6. They think they’re guard dogs.
7. They’re not the sharpest tools in the shed.
8. Pet-friendly office? Thanks, but I have a dachshund.
9. They can be pretty vindictive (but so can fire ants).
10. But mostly, they’re just some of the sweetest, kindest, affectionate little furballs out there.
If you have, and love, a dachshund, let me see you put your paws up!
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Basically, this beautiful creature loves trash; any trash will do. However, she has a penchant for trash that includes anything that she can grind permanently into the carpet.
My mom is a artist. She makes pottery. I like to help. Oh, and there are no “Ghosts” allowed in her studio!
Barfed on moms feet under the covers at 4am and made her clean it.
I sleep in the bed and fart all night. Silent but deadly, the robust smell of Dexter’s gas can wake up mommy from a sound sleep. As mother jumps out of bed and opens a window to clear the air, Dexter will often pick up his head, give a sniff and a sidelong glance as if to say with pride: ‘yeah, that was me.’ All that expensive no grain, high protein dog food keeps him trim and healthy, but wow, it sure does generate a punch.
Rosie’s hound nose gets her into trouble a lot of the time. While I was in the shower, she decided that her own food was not good enough and went for mine instead. Being a long dog really helps reach tall spots. “While mom is in the shower, I like to eat her treats before she gets to enjoy them. I regret nothing. Her treats are delicious!” ~Rosie
My pup was outside for 5 minutes, came back in covered in thick yellow skunk spray, and ran straight upstairs to jump on my bed and laundry.
