I won’t come out of my crate until Mom or Dad pick up the back end and force me out. I know they are going to make me go outside and I don’t want to go, I’d rather pee in the house. – Daisy
Daisy aka “pee-pee dog” lived outside 24/7 for a couple of years now that she has a new home she thinks she’s too delicate to go outside even to go potty.
I steal the baby’s bottles, chew off the nipples, and drink the milk inside. Bad baby!
Mom and Dad don’t always let me snuggle in bed but when I do, I throw up from excitement!
Bacon the Boston doesn’t sleep in bed because of his mountain man like snores but sometimes we want to cuddle with him when we sleep in. Second day in a row…. You would think we would learn.
I dug up mom’s plants and used them as a bed. ~Maile
Maile is a Border Collie mix (we call them “Poi dogs” in Hawaii).
Maile thinks that “planting bed” means “sleeping bed”. She is SO not ashamed.
It only took her 5 seconds while I turned my back to destroy the bluetooth….it wouldn’t be the first time. 2 seconds after getting in trouble I started eating my boy‘s race track…it’s what I do!
Hi I’m Minnie—and I hate being left home—so today I decided to eat the bathroom door.
“I’m Part Woodchuck!”
Meet Bauer (pronounced bow were). He is something else. He also has an epic guilty face. As bad as he can be… we love him!
“I didn’t want mom to go to Sydney, so I ate her map for dinner! Ps. Not Sorry. Love, Tucker
I follow my new kitten around and tidy up after him by eating his poo. I am a bad dog!
Simply because Marley couldn’t lick her foot with the e-collar on didn’t stop her from trying and the edge of the e-collar kept scraping the irritation and making it worse.
