Bailey is not a fan of Europe ever since Mom scdeuled a flight to visit her furless sister for two weeks. She’s sad she can’t go woth her.
Bailey the Homebody
Diesel is Guilty
My name is Diesel and I don’t care if I ruin my hedgehogs. All I care about is their delicious noses! However, I do feel extremely guilty when confronted by my mom about the situation.
“I rip the nose off every toy I own, including these hedgehogs – forcing my mom to continually sew their faces shut again.”
Shelby the Shepherd does what she wants
I eat kids’ artwork, and I don’t care.
Bed INSIDE Leather Couch…
Came home one day and there was a small hole in the couch. Came home the next day, and there was a pile of couch stuffing on the floor next to the couch. Came home the next day, and there was stuffing thrown EVERYWHERE! This morning, came out to find Molly sleeping in her destruction. What a jerk…
Jango is a poop eater
Jango is a very naughty boy and won’t stop eating poop.
I ate 11 pacifiers
Zeus ate 11 pacifiers.
Chloe the destroyer
On our walk this morning, since there is so much snow for Nemo, Chloe was having trouble finding a spot to go, so she decided that the perfectly shoveled path of the neighbor’s was the ideal spot.
Bailey in the Cone of Shame.
Bailey chewed her stitches out so now she must wear the cone of shame. This cone lasted three days and Mommy had to go buy another one.
Shoe eater
My mum didn’t invite me to her birthday party. I got her back by eating her very expensive, brand new shoe.
– Kali
Yummm… Technology
I like the taste of technology. So while mom was in the shower I tested out the new GPS. Kind of bland with a hint of plastic. This is the 3rd GPS and so far the worst. I have no regrets.
Willow
