I left Goosie alone and forgot the ball on the top of the armour. I came home to find my room in shambles, with Goosie having pulled out both drawers, all of the clothes, everything on the bed and laundry basket next to it. But somehow the little bugger managed to get that ball!
your fun is wrong
Otis goes on the table first, knocks the lamp and whatever else is on it over, and then his human brother Madden follows. Multiple times a day.
Mr Bean has never touched “women’s undergarments” ever again
I snore so loud my mum can’t hear the T.V!
I like to try undress mommy while she tries to work, no hoodie zipper or rope tie is safe from me.
I drink out of the toilet, even when there is plenty of fresh water in my bowl.
reprehensible
Mom doesn’t understand why I chew my perfectly healthy paw, even though the payoff is obvious to me: fancy hat!
There’s no room for shame when it comes to fashion.
~ Gizmo
“My Mom & Dad drove three hours to rescue me from a bad home. A week later this is how I thanked them.” Four year later, and our rescue Dobie, Anna, is still not allowed unsupervised in the house.
