There was a spider on your chair, Mom, but I got it!
There Was A Spider On Your Chair Mom, But I Got It
It Wasn’t Me I Swears
Henry likes to chew the side tables in the living room when we’re at work… Just chewing one of them wasn’t enough so he started on the side of the other… It’s just because he misses us SO much right??
Maggie Mayhem Strikes Again
Maggie Mayhem strikes again.
I’m Peppy And I’m Lucky I’m Cute
I’m Peppy, and I’m lucky I’m cute
I Just Threw Up A Thong
“I just threw up a thong…” (this is NOT a one-time occurrence for basset/dachshund Wesley. Naughty dog.)
Poor Little Hungry Riley
Poor little hungry Riley!!!
I Work As An Alarm Clock…But Only On The Weekends
On Saturdays and Sundays I wake my mom up at 5:30am on the dot… on Weekdays, when she needs to get ready for work, I’m still sound asleep at 7am!
I Like To Play Ball While The Grass Is Being Cut
I like to play ball while the grass is being cut
But Mommy I Like Bacon Too
“But mommy I like bacon too.”
I Think They’re Tacky
my wonderful puppy oakley decided to ring in fall by snapping my moms birkenstocks right at the core of the straps. on a side note, ive been trying to hide those shoes from my mother for YEARS.
