When you leave and forget to put me in my kennel, I take it as a personal invitation to go upstairs and poop.
When You Leave And Forget To Put Me In My Kennel
I Love To Pee On The Carpet At Night
I love to sneak a pee on the carpet at night. My mom claims I don’t know better…
I Eat Electrical Tape
Caught in the act. “I eat electrical tape”
I Wait Outside The Shower
I wait outside the shower…
Break And Enter Pug
Break and enter pug!
I Can Sleep In Your Bed Tonight Right?
I can sleep in your bed tonight, right.
What Do You Mean Carpet Isn’t Edible?
They also have a fondness for Betsey Johnson shoes…
So I Dug Up Her Flowerbed As A Thank You
I’m Myra. 98% good dog. That 2% gets ‘em every time.
“My friend watched me for a whole week, so I dug up her flowerbed as a thank you”
I Like To Take The Dog Out For A Walk
I like to take the dog out for a walk.
Please Note Your Dog Has Not Been A Good Neighbor
“Please note your dog has not been a good neighbor today. He barks a lot… and it’s very frustrating to us. When you are gone, please leave him in the house — or get a bark collar, or something… but please don’t subject his barking on your neighbors!”
Editor’s note: your neighbour is a lot nicer than ours!
