I’m a bad bad boy! I pooped on the bathroom carpet and mommy is very upset.
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No Privacy
After working all day with kids at school, I like that I can finally use the bathroom without securing the door. Right? WRONG!! Every time I see a little wet nose pushing the door open as he makes himself comfortable like he is at a matinee.
Thunder ‘shirt’ struck!
Unfortunately Sasha’s Thundershirt does nothing to calm his fear of thunderstorms. At the first rumble of thunder, he runs for shelter under the bathroom sink. He’s well prepared for a tornado drill!
Hartley doesn’t want her humans to have friends.
We had just set up our “grill” for a BBQ party for a friends birthday. We let little Hartley out for a bathroom break and she decided she didn’t want us to have a party.
“I love to ruin parties!”
xoxo Hartley
Reverse Dog Shaming Contest: Seven
“I stood guard in front of the bathroom door while my mommy had horrible morning sickness for 2 months and gave her tons of love afterwards. Now I can’t wait for my little brother or sister!!! -Seven”
Seven took good care of me during the first few months of my pregnancy. I know she’ll be a fantastic big sister!
Kona’s Teething Rings
My name is Kona, and I use the chair, bathroom rug, AND Mommy’s shoes as my teething ring… Uh-oh…
Bad Breath
“I like to eat the bathroom trash and then lick the deodorant off my dad’s armpits because my breath stinks. He doesn’t like this for some reason.” Austin has a bathroom trash and deodorant fetish. He likes to dump the trash and drag it all over the house, then find my husband and try to lick his armpits. It’s weird – he never does one unless he’s done the other!
Workin on my fitness!
When mom’s not looking I steal her weights and hide in the bathroom.
Pete the Supervisor
Even though Mom’s doctor says she can use the laptop again I MUST supervise. – Pete
I’m recovering from reconstructive surgery on my arms and hands and Pete insists on following me around, even to the bathroom. He is a mama’s boy with no shame.
I like Dentures!
I ate grandma’s dentures while she was in the bathroom for 5 minutes. Sorry! And I cost her $1,000 to replace them. Xoxo Molly