“We ate the bread crumbs mom gave the starving birds”
-30 below zero i felt sorry for the birds, while I checked the wood stove the dogs ate the crumbs. I didn’t say a word, I just pointed at where the crumbs were, the dogs wouldn’t give me any eye contact.
I tore down the mini blinds…again.
While mom was at work I took a brand new can of parmesan cheese off the counter and ate it on the couch. Mom said it smelled like 1000 marathon runners took their shoes off in our living room. I’m not sorry at all! Sam
I Cornered a Spider To Protect My Mommy…
And Then I Tried to Eat It.
Today our little weenie turns 8! Dog Shaming wouldn’t be the same without you, little monkey!
“I ate 2 pieces of bread off the kitchen counter. Sorry, Daisy”
Somehow, Daisy used her little legs to jump up high enough to get bread off the counter that was to be used for french toast.
I pooped in the house 5 minutes after Daddy brought me in from a 30-minute walk. I AM NOT WORTHY.
I was given beautiful Peace Lilies recently in condolence for the passing of my father. I also just rescued a puppy named Petunia, who was afraid of the plant… until I left her alone with it.
Editor’s Note: The peace lily (also known as Mauna Loa) is toxic to dogs and cats. Ingestion of the peace lily or calla lily can cause irritation of the tongue and lips, increased salivation, difficulty swallowing, and vomiting. [source] If you think your pet has ingested a lily, please contact poison control or your vet clinic.
Minnie May got into a box of holiday things in my apartment while I was at work- I was reorganizing some closets and had not yet finished. She decided the manger scene looked appetizing. Her shame sign reads “I ate Baby Jesus’ manger! #goingtohell.” She is a mess.
Every single time I try to make a bed, the dog gets up there and gets comfortable. I have learned how to make a bed around a 25 lb. dog.
