“In addition to chewing up Mom’s laptop charger, iphone charger, and router cable, tonight I tried to eat her fitbit chip. I AM NOT SORRY!”
Since Eloise had made her way through all the cables in the house, she took the fitbit right out of its wall charger and destroyed it.
Our dog Boris loves coconut, so much so that the stole a bag of it and ate the whole thing, for days his poops looked like little rum balls!
I don’t like it when my Mom leaves, so I sit in front of the bathroom when she gets ready to try and stop her.
<3 Vilo the corgi
My version of the Hunger Games, where I eat the blu-ray. I have to be held for the picture because I do not like to revisit the scenes of my crimes.
Preshaming. Inspired by Dog Shaming.
I try to carry my dogfood upstairs and spill it every time.
Enzo refuses to poop when it rains. He will hold it until he can’t wait any longer.
Oliver hates to be brushed, but can’t wait to eat his own fur when I’m done. bleh
