To his credit, it WAS on its way out of the house, anyway.
Posts Tagged: English Cocker Spaniel
My Name Is Tiva And I Like To Roll In Things
My name is Tiva, and I like to roll in things. Today I found an old campfire on the beach. I thought it was brilliant, my owners however…
I Ate My Boys Project Cuz It Had Glued Cheerios
I ate my boy’s project cuz it had clued cheerios on it!
I Am Frightened By Leaves Blowing And Angry Cats
I am frightened by leaves blowing, and angry cats.
I Decided Rolling In Poo 5 Minutes
“I decided rolling in POO 5 minutes before my human had to go to work would be an awesome idea… Now I am sudsy and oh, so SHAMED!! -Love, Gino (The Stinky Spaniel)”
Gino is normally a well behaved boy & his human loves reading Dog Shaming, but she never thought he’d make it on this site!
This time he deserves it… Let this be a lesson to you G!
Swimming After Ducks Across The Big Lake Was Fun For All!
“I’m not sorry I made my sister jump in the freezing cold lake after me! I thought swimming after ducks across the big lake was fun for all! – Monty”
Ooo Mi Tum Tum
Dolly: “i let the brat eat mi fudz, now i haz a hungri”
Jack: “i let snickerz eat mi fudz, now iz hungri.”
Snickers: “dolly fudz all gone”, “Jack fudz all gone”, “ooo mi tum tum”
true story
I Don’t Like When My Mom Is On Her Phone
I don’t like when my mom is on her phone or computer, so I chew them up until they’re broken. Sorry I’m not sorry. Love, Ollie(monster)
I’m Not A Murderer
I’m not a murderer…I just ate a box of red velvet cake mix
Madeleine Likes To Ruffle The Bed Linens
Madeleine likes to ruffle the bed linens until they no longer resemble bed linens, but a landfill.