To his credit, it WAS on its way out of the house, anyway.
Sombrero Wrecker

To his credit, it WAS on its way out of the house, anyway.
My name is Tiva, and I like to roll in things. Today I found an old campfire on the beach. I thought it was brilliant, my owners however…
I ate my boy’s project cuz it had clued cheerios on it!
I am frightened by leaves blowing, and angry cats.
“I decided rolling in POO 5 minutes before my human had to go to work would be an awesome idea… Now I am sudsy and oh, so SHAMED!! -Love, Gino (The Stinky Spaniel)”
Gino is normally a well behaved boy & his human loves reading Dog Shaming, but she never thought he’d make it on this site!
This time he deserves it… Let this be a lesson to you G!
“I’m not sorry I made my sister jump in the freezing cold lake after me! I thought swimming after ducks across the big lake was fun for all! – Monty”
Dolly: “i let the brat eat mi fudz, now i haz a hungri”
Jack: “i let snickerz eat mi fudz, now iz hungri.”
Snickers: “dolly fudz all gone”, “Jack fudz all gone”, “ooo mi tum tum”
true story
I don’t like when my mom is on her phone or computer, so I chew them up until they’re broken. Sorry I’m not sorry. Love, Ollie(monster)
I’m not a murderer…I just ate a box of red velvet cake mix
Madeleine likes to ruffle the bed linens until they no longer resemble bed linens, but a landfill.