I drag full loaves of bread off of the counter in the middle of the night, into mom and dad’s room, and chew off the corner.
Posts Tagged: Maltese
“I’m a little bully”, “He is a big cry baby when I steal his bones.”
My name is lilli and I steal Boutros’s bones to make him cry, Mom has to take them away from me and give them back to him.
“I couldn’t go outside and play in the snow, so I made my own. – Simon”.
Mommy was sleeping and Daddy was paying his bills, and I wanted to go build snow puppies! That’ll teach them to ignore my need to play!
Are you my mom? No? Then I hate you.
Buddy loves rummaging through bins and chewing up used tissue paper. He left this mess for me under the piano one night. >.< And he was not at all sorry!
Matilda lets the big ginger cat, who lives in the house behing us, bully her. Yesterday he chased her across the garden and she had to cower by the back door until rescued. She is ashamed on behalf of her whole species.
Eddie has had to wear a cone for the last two weeks. Finally, today, he was “set free” while I was gone to get groceries. This is how he said “Thanks, Mom”.
Abby cannot be trusted for one second around scrambled eggs.
This is what I do when I have a runny nose.
My name is Vader, as in Darth Vader. My nice mommy brought me to her office as a treat and I repaid her by being on her boss’ floor!