Dogshaming

Why does your breath smell like bread?

Posted January 15th, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I drag full loaves of bread off of the counter in the middle of the night, into mom and dad’s room, and chew off the corner.

Little bully, big crybaby

Posted January 15th, 2013 by & filed under Double Trouble, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

“I’m a little bully”, “He is a big cry baby when I steal his bones.”

My name is lilli and I steal Boutros’s bones to make him cry, Mom has to take them away from me and give them back to him.

Simon the Snowmaker

Posted January 7th, 2013 by & filed under Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

“I couldn’t go outside and play in the snow, so I made my own. – Simon”.

Mommy was sleeping and Daddy was paying his bills, and I wanted to go build snow puppies! That’ll teach them to ignore my need to play!

Then I hate you

Posted January 6th, 2013 by & filed under Chatterboxes, Submitted.

Are you my mom? No? Then I hate you.

My face is my get-out-of-jail card.

Posted January 5th, 2013 by & filed under Submitted, Toilet Paper Pups.

Buddy loves rummaging through bins and chewing up used tissue paper. He left this mess for me under the piano one night. >.< And he was not at all sorry!

Matilda and the Big Ginger Cat

Posted December 31st, 2012 by & filed under Pet Shaming, Submitted.

Matilda lets the big ginger cat, who lives in the house behing us, bully her. Yesterday he chased her across the garden and she had to cower by the back door until rescued. She is ashamed on behalf of her whole species.

Really. I can explain.

Posted December 30th, 2012 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

Eddie has had to wear a cone for the last two weeks. Finally, today, he was “set free” while I was gone to get groceries. This is how he said “Thanks, Mom”.