I jumped from chair to table and licked the icing off all my dad’s 30th surprise party cupcakes. dad thought I had got a dead animal- mom knew i was too sweet for that- literally.
Posts Tagged: Maltese
Lohki destroyed this indestructible 15$ duck, popped a indestructible ball, and ripped the top off a kong toy. Despite getting at least 1 hour of exercise everyday she still has energy to spare.
Whenever the heat comes on, I run over and stick my butt against the vent. I love toasty buns.
The day I discovered the chew marks on the bottom of my bed. I still have never seen her do it, but she knows she’s the guilty one.
Simon likes to find the sneakiest places in the house to poop, even if we’ve just taken him outside.
Digging her teeth into my student’s papers. Not the first time it’s happened, although she finds more creative ways to get into my work bag each time.
Mom left me alone for 10 minutes. I was afraid she was gone forever so I chewed up her wedding rehearsal shoes. I had no choice. (Other dog) I watched.
I steal dryer sheets and rub my whole body over them. I like to smell fresh. -Charlie.
He will follow his mom into the laundry room every time and home a sheet falls onto the floor.
Lucy loooooves cat food…and steals it from our cat every chance she gets.
I barked really loud when my mommy was on a conference call with her bosses. oops.