Dogshaming

Caught Red Bearded

Posted March 31st, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I jumped from chair to table and licked the icing off all my dad’s 30th surprise party cupcakes. dad thought I had got a dead animal- mom knew i was too sweet for that- literally.

No such thing as indestructible

Posted March 26th, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

Lohki destroyed this indestructible 15$ duck, popped a indestructible ball, and ripped the top off a kong toy. Despite getting at least 1 hour of exercise everyday she still has energy to spare.

Toasty Buns

Posted March 21st, 2013 by & filed under Submitted.

Whenever the heat comes on, I run over and stick my butt against the vent. I love toasty buns.

Bed Eater

Posted March 21st, 2013 by & filed under Bed Hogs, Renovation and Redecoration, Submitted.

The day I discovered the chew marks on the bottom of my bed. I still have never seen her do it, but she knows she’s the guilty one.

Whatever you do, don’t light a match

Posted March 17th, 2013 by & filed under Submitted, Surprise Poops.

Simon likes to find the sneakiest places in the house to poop, even if we’ve just taken him outside.

My dog ate YOUR homework!

Posted March 5th, 2013 by & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Reading Rover, Submitted.

Digging her teeth into my student’s papers. Not the first time it’s happened, although she finds more creative ways to get into my work bag each time.

Wedding shoes.

Posted February 24th, 2013 by & filed under Double Trouble, Shoe Shames, Submitted.

Mom left me alone for 10 minutes. I was afraid she was gone forever so I chewed up her wedding rehearsal shoes. I had no choice. (Other dog) I watched.