The boy next door hit a ball into my yard so I ate it. Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
If Your Ball Falls Into My Yard I Will Eat It

The boy next door hit a ball into my yard so I ate it. Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
Tallulah does not like to share her attention with anything.
(Zoe) Today was the first day my mom and dad trusted me to be out of my crate while they were gone…so I ate the blinds
Brutus ate his little human’s tooth that she had placed in a jar near her while she wrote the Tooth Fairy a quick note before bed. He took the tooth, but forgot to leave a quarter. Cheap-o!
Caval, Eater of Couch Bellies. Atlanta, GA
The one time my mom wore those shoes was enough.
I like to walk right up to stranger on walks so they all end up tripping on me, and my mommy has to apologize.
…every night…