The Surfing Scientist
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Bella and Penny stopped burglars from entering our home when they first broke into our garage. They are very brave and got rewarded accordingly. No shame here!
“I took a dump on mom’s chest while she was napping.”
I spent the weekend at my parent’s home; I got a warm dinner and lost a pair of underwear to their Wheaten, Finnegan.
I ate 4 lbs of frozen ground beef.
When my mom leaves me at home by myself, I find one of her Birkenstocks to eat.