Dad found a cockroach trap with a mouse on it that had been dead about 6 weeks. I stole it from the bin and ate it. Dad had to rescue me because I was stuck to the trap.
Roach, Mouse, Dog; What’s next?!?!

Dad found a cockroach trap with a mouse on it that had been dead about 6 weeks. I stole it from the bin and ate it. Dad had to rescue me because I was stuck to the trap.
My parents provide me puppy pads all over the house. I seldom acknowledge them, but on the rare occasion that I do, I barely stand on the edge of the puppy pad while me bum is still hovering over the rug.
I wait until my parents fall asleep then I chew through their sheets.
This is our gorgeous little girl Rosie, she is a Tenterfield Terrier (Australian breed) and thinks that it is just wonderful to roll around in something ungodly when she goes for a walk and comes home smelling like a small trash can – have found she really enjoys having a shower and playing with the towel afterwards though 🙂
The first night with my new mommy and when she took me out to go potty I decided to pee on her! I think my brother Boe is more ashamed than I am. Sign reads “I peed on mommy… I feel sorta bad. -Jax”
Our large pit bull has many beds scattered throughout the house. But her favourite one belongs to our tiny terrier. Twiggy somehow curls herself up into a “pitball” and shoehorns herself into what is basically a repurposed cat bed. For shame, silly dog!
I look SO sweet- I pooped somewhere in the livingroom- Mom’s been looking for 2 HOURS!
I did something with the baby’s other sock but I’ll never tell!
I also like to lick the baby’s face ALL THE TIME.
I like to kill plants that flourish (former bougainvillea bush).