Zeus ate 11 pacifiers.

On our walk this morning, since there is so much snow for Nemo, Chloe was having trouble finding a spot to go, so she decided that the perfectly shoveled path of the neighbor’s was the ideal spot.

Bailey chewed her stitches out so now she must wear the cone of shame. This cone lasted three days and Mommy had to go buy another one.

My mum didn’t invite me to her birthday party. I got her back by eating her very expensive, brand new shoe. – Kali

I like the taste of technology. So while mom was in the shower I tested out the new GPS. Kind of bland with a hint of plastic. This is the 3rd GPS and so far the worst. I have no regrets. Willow

I’ve only been home 3 days and I’m not making a good impression! Walter, 8 weeks old. Pooping gold colored thing strap for 2 days.

I’m Zoey. I’m 3 years old and I still can’t catch. I’m too uncoordinated. I also nibbled on this sign while my owner tried to take a picture… I’m always hungry!

My name is Shamus. I mean shameful. I got in the trash the night my parents had chili. Not a happy ending

My dog Lily ran into my neighbors car. There goes 3,000 dollars. Editor’s note: Glad to see Lily came out unscathed! Maybe next time, you’ll think about giving her driving lessons?

I am a loveable galoot. When my human sister went to kiss me on the forehead today, I accidentally head-butted her and gave her a bloody nose! (Mom said it was her fault.) I’ve kissed Neeko on the forehead everyday without incident–until today. To add insult to injury, family court ruled unanimously in his favor and foisted the shame onto me.