My dog Bentley was so excited to see me this morning that he jumped in my lap and nudged my hand with his nose, while I was about to take a sip of my morning coffee. Hot coffee was spilled all over my chest. Bentley was sorry. He only wanted some love!
My dog, Kona, a 5 year Jack Russell – Chihuahua mix, has separation anxiety, and I left him alone for 5 minutes… Came back to find a present on my bed. A piece on each of the top 2 pillows and a piece touching the bottom two – he’s good at revenge.
My German Shepherd snuck away from my mom and tore up her favorite feather pillow
Minion has this thing about de-gutting every toy! He must think there all squirrels.
Buster is gifted at opening baseball equipment bags….an expensive gift when he eats gloves, Evo shields, and other gear. He does have a special fondness, however, for cups.
“I miss my boy when he plays baseball so I eat his equipment.”
“I managed to reach moms nightstand and took her $300 pair of favourite glasses and destroyed them within minutes, now she is mad AND blind” – Otto Von Bismarck
They say she’ll never have any tartar …
Left my one year old dog Chloe home alone with her older brother Xavier. She felt that we were never coming back and ate the door while brother stood and watched.
“I stole my mom’s grilled cheese sandwich right out of her hand because I’m fast and I wanted it! Signed: Kessler Margaret.”
Darn, I was really looking forward to my lunch too……shame on you, Kessie!
“After an emergency trip to the vets, I thanked mom by eating her night guard.” – Oliver.
“I helped” – Isabelle.