I went on a date without Trooper. This is what I came home to. He pulled the trim off the door.
Annabelle gets mad when she can’t go to work with her mommy…
I snore louder than a grown man.
My name is Pepper and last night I jumped on the bed and immediately puked between my humans’ heads.
Rigby helped himself to a nice sirloin steak off the counter. It was cooked and tasty. He usually stays down but couldn’t resist this time.
My name is Choko and I like to bite me and lick me a lot.
“I ate my mom’s go-to black heels.”
Tucker is a beagle-lab mix who likes to counter-surf when his humans are not looking. This time he overestimated how hungry he actually was. “I ate a box of donuts and a loaf of bread. Now I have a tummy ache :(“
0 days since Sophie shredded a magazine
I ate the top tray of my mom’s Invisalign. She says that’s gonna come back to bit me in the…