My dad left for work very early morning and my mom was still asleep upstairs. So I ate the couch in order to spend more time with mom before she left me for work too.
They said I wasn’t bright, so I ate a lightbulb.
I ate the feather pillow
I pooped in my vet’s office after my big sister pooped on his sidewalk. Dad was not happy.
Alice likes vegetables, but the ones she harvests herself are probably the best to her way of thinking. We always make sure she doesn’t overdo eating salads, but sometimes when no one is paying attention….
Mommy’s new blinds taste good.
Son’s first poop on photo. Came back to Mugsy licking his chops and poop gone
I don’t care what Goldilocks says, the third bed was not just right!
Reuben snuck off and came back looking very guilty. Then my boyfriend’s boss came in to tell him that Reuben had pooped in their boss’ office. Reuben feels pretty bad about it. Maybe.
Speaks for itself!