My name is Freya. I ate 6 rolls of toilet paper while Mommy & Jerry were out.
Boomer ate an onion (poisonous to dogs) and when we induced vomiting, we found his secret stash!
I ate the dressing that packed my owner’s abscess. It was delicious and I would do it again.
“This is my THIRD murder this week. I’m not sorry.”
I pooped in the basement while mom was doing laundry. Then I ran upstairs to finish her cereal while she cleaned up after me.
-Sorry (Not sorry.) Keetza
“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)
…because he knew he would be put there anyway, as he has been the last two days (to no apparent effect…).
Daisy Mae loves her brother the cat, especially his poo.
“I jumped over the baby gate so I could snack from the cat box.”
I peed on our rug, because I thought it was Purple Shaggy Grass… I’m Sorry!
Roman is a rescue dog, that had never had an accident in the house, until now. He just had a moment of confusion… But at least he’s sorry. 🙂
Andi decided she would surprise mummy with breakfast in bed… or breakfast on the couch… on the floor… It’s the thought that counts.