Andi decided she would surprise mummy with breakfast in bed… or breakfast on the couch… on the floor… It’s the thought that counts.
Chef Andi Makes Roll Overnight Oats
Dead BatDog
Once my dog brought in a dead bat which most likely killed by who knows what. She brought it in as a “gift” and put it on our SOFA..
Why animal control? That was not us, that was our grandmother after we told her the story.
Here is what the sign says:
I brought in a dead bat and went nuts when the animal control people came over to check me for rabies. That is just 1 of the bad things I have done.
Sorry for poor handwriting. :/
Cooper Must Have a Case of FOAM-O!
Meet Cooper and his new memory foam bed. “It wasn’t me… It must of been defective.”
Dinner Guest
I ate moms pork chop off of her plate when she wasn’t looking. Then to show her how bad I felt about it…I threw it up on the couch.
Zeus
…Actually Kind-of Sorry
My mom spent $1,300 to make sure the shoelace I ate didn’t get stuck inside me! I pooped it out fine…
-actually kind of sorry, Oliver.
Canine Self-Defense, “Feather Weight” Class
“The pillow made an attempt on my life. I fought back.”
No witnesses would testify against this.
Boss of the Remote
I chewed up mom’s remote control to our tv while she was icing Day of the Dead cookies…it’s the second time this month!
All About Toys
Harlan is toy obsessed. He always hoards them on the dog bed and plays a game where he rolls the balls under the counters. We still haven’t figured out why…
All Bark, no Bite
Abbey is scared of everything, but tries to seem as tough as possible.
I Just Want to be Your Casanova
Casanova doesn’t like it when we leave him and he isn’t destructive so this is how he shows his unhappiness.
