Mom went to Paris without me … so I ate the SD card (with ALL the photos … BEFORE they got downloaded).
je t’aime,
Mazy
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Shea-pherd Disaster
My name is Oskar. I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom whilst eating a ONE POUND BAG of Shea butter. Then, I proceeded to vomit all over the bathroom floor. My human brother had to clean it up… He was NOT happy with me. 🙁
Onion-Scented Elvis Hair
I found the spot where you dumped the old deep frying oil with the onion smell and I rolled in it.
Cute to Disgusting Ratio is Too Darn High
I ate a poopy diaper and then gave Daddy kisses
Alaskan Mole-amute
“Moleskin notebooks do not taste like mole”
She fancies herself an art critic. She’s big on postmodern, surrealism, and anything with SQUIRREL!
I too am a Basic B…
My sister made 2 separate batches of pumpkin spice muffins for her and her friends and I just couldn’t resist. They had homemade cream cheese frosting also!! I would eat them all again in a heartbeat. They were DELICIOUS.
She Still Hounded me for Dinner!
Ella stole an ENTIRE meatloaf!
You Like My New Wig?
Hi I’m Kaya. I eat couches. My mom was gone for two hours.
Book Recycling Service
Mom wasn’t reading her book so I thought I would give it a try.
Dangers of the Magic Water Bowl
I like to drink from the toilet. Potty training is really crimping my groove.
