I bit the gardener on the butt!
I was very defiant at the vet while getting my nails clipped…then, as we were leaving and mom was paying, I took a (massive) dump on the welcome mat in front of the receptionist desk…
Hopefully Rusty has learned that skunks ALWAYS win!
I stole an Easter bunny that was supposed to go in a 3 year old’s Easter basket. I’m not sorry.
By the time I noticed he had stolen the stuffed bunny from the shopping bag, it had dog slobber all over it. Needless to say, Rowdy Kris got an early Easter present as it’s his now. (And he loves it!)
Beds are for eating! #SorryNotSorry
“Ma! It was the cat, I SWEAR” – Stanley
Mom didn’t need her brand new book….so I took it and destroyed it! 🙂
“I stole a turkey burger off the kitchen table when no one was looking. I then hid it in the bathroom trashcan to save for later. The human children were blamed. The only thing that I am sorry about is that I was found out. It had cheese.”
Ninja likes to hide things in blankets or laundry piles. This time he took it a step further and used the master bathroom trashcan. The two boys in the house were reprimanded for wasting food until Ninja’s shifty behavior made us realize it was neither one of them.
Honey Pie is a nine year old rescue Bichon. She likes to surprise her Mommy. Like when she peed in her Croc shoe then Mommy wore them to church!
Hershey loves his cousin’s diabetic food so much he steals it when nobody is looking!