Dog Shaming

Cookie Plate VS Lonely Puppy

This was full of cookies before mom & dad left…

Ce’LAB’ration Cake

My husband was fired, I made him a celebration cake. Homer Griffin counter surfed at 2:00 am and devoured it.

I Went Whole30 Today

I ate a whole pound of bacon that Dad left on the counter. I had to get it all pumped out. Mom says both of us are in the doghouse! Not sorry. It was yummy. I’d do it again.

This is not the Stairway to Heaven

I was upset about having to be in the basement with another dog and not with the humans, so I pooped and wiped my rear on the stairs.

My name is Pupper and I unrolled a roll of paper towels to lick and nap on it. I have my own bed and I’m allowed to sleep on the couch and my parents’ bed… but nope. Paper towels. That’s where it’s at.