I spy with my little eye, a key lime pie that I will try…
I pee in my brother’s bowl because I get mad that he gets to eat food too!
I ate a hole in my mom’s scarf that her friend brought her from Scotland! She went berserk!
I like to run around outside when it is -20
This is our German Shepherd puppy, Athena. She sneaks into the basement and dumps the cat box to find buried treasure to eat. Yuck!
Teddy gets into my bathroom trash can when I’m not paying attention.
I like to eat used kleenex. Tasty!
They left me alone in the house, uncrated, to see what I would do. I opened the unlocked interior garage door, setting off the alarm. Then the police came …
I chew holes in mommy’s panties so I can fight crime as the masked wrestler Dynamite Daisy!
Mia peed on the headrest of the couch, Samadhi watched.
Someone got out of his kennel last night and reduced two clothes baskets to mulch