I killed the vicious pillow and now I’m pooping huge balls of stuffing
I push daddy out of bed at night. -love halo
Me and my fiancé sleep with our dog, but she loves pushing him out of bed.
My name is Pippa. I did not appreciate being locked in the Laundry Room, so I climbed up to the 4-foot-high windowsill and pooped. Mom says I will soon be replaced with a Mountain Goat.
Mom went to Paris without me … so I ate the SD card (with ALL the photos … BEFORE they got downloaded).
My name is Oskar. I accidentally locked myself in the bathroom whilst eating a ONE POUND BAG of Shea butter. Then, I proceeded to vomit all over the bathroom floor. My human brother had to clean it up… He was NOT happy with me. 🙁
I found the spot where you dumped the old deep frying oil with the onion smell and I rolled in it.
I ate a poopy diaper and then gave Daddy kisses
“Moleskin notebooks do not taste like mole”
She fancies herself an art critic. She’s big on postmodern, surrealism, and anything with SQUIRREL!
My sister made 2 separate batches of pumpkin spice muffins for her and her friends and I just couldn’t resist. They had homemade cream cheese frosting also!! I would eat them all again in a heartbeat. They were DELICIOUS.
Ella stole an ENTIRE meatloaf!