I was upset about having to be in the basement with another dog and not with the humans, so I pooped and wiped my rear on the stairs.
My name is Pupper and I unrolled a roll of paper towels to lick and nap on it. I have my own bed and I’m allowed to sleep on the couch and my parents’ bed… but nope. Paper towels. That’s where it’s at.
I ate the gingerbread house out of the box, because you didn’t take me with you.
I ate my granny’s passport and now she’s stuck in Canada.
“I ate Chloe’s braces”
I got busy in kitchen while Mom graded papers.
Grandpa gave us a CD of 600 family photos – 7 generations!
I ATE THEM. 🙁
Our dog will repeatedly go into the bathroom then shut the door behind him so he can’t get out. Then he whines and barks until someone lets him out only to do it all over again 5 minutes later!
Butters gets car sick
I am a DVD killer. I even brought one that I killed to my owner. Shilo