New Record!! Biggest mess made while destroying my bed!
I don’t Give a Sheet
I’m only allowed on the sheet.
When I have to fart I ALWAYS run and sit on mamas pillow before letting it rip! Sharing is caring after all!
Sorry not sorry!
Winston the Shih Tzu
Baxter, the Phantom Peeper
Baxter is a Dachshund/Basset rescue dog. He is a perfect angel during the day, but refuses to go outside in the middle of the night to relieve himself. If not restricted, he will choose a leather chair in the living room, ceramic vase on the floor, or anything that he can access to lift his leg upon!
Have you picked up your copy of the 2021 dogshaming calendar? NO? That’s a shame. Get it? Because dogshaming…
This one Passed the “Screen Test”
Guess who peed through screen?
Jobless > Engineer (according to the dog)
“I didn’t want my daddy to pass the P.E. exam”
So my 2 yr old lab, Noah, tore up my practice exam book, calculator, and pencil so I wouldn’t pass the professional engineering exam, then become a jobless bum, and have to stay home with him instead!
Doing Their Part for the Environment!
I like to take things I’m not supposed to and eat them, including items from the recycle bag.
Risa had diarrhea one day while we were at work. She felt very bad about it.
Mommy’s Diamond is Safe…for now.
So I come home from work yesterday and noticed one of my diamond earrings, that I forgot to remove from coffee table, was missing. I found the back to it in one of my furbabies beds, chewed flat. I didn’t know which one did it so they both had to have an X-ray this morning to find out who the culprit was. Unfortunately I chose the wrong one to have X-ray first so I ended up paying for two of them. Needless to say, I know my diamond earring is safe for the time being.
Those Were Some Bad Ollie’ves
I ate old pizza…again.
I think my humans need more training.