I gave my mom a heart attack when she mistook the stuffing from my bed as explosive diarrhea.
I jerked my mom in the direction of a Great Dane causing her to fall and break her collarbone.
I ran away from school, jumped in a stranger’s car and wouldn’t get out. No more school!
On the walk back to the car from Doggie Day Care I didn’t open the car quick enough so Tex jumped in a stranger’s car because the driver’s door was open. He climbed into the backseat and waited to be driven home.
I jumped out the window of a moving vehicle to chase a squirrel.
Happy Birthday Linda. Your cake was delicious. -Tula
I can sleep anywhere on the bed, but I choose Mom’s pillow. With my butt in her face. I HAVE NO SHAME.
I bit the gardener on the butt!
I was very defiant at the vet while getting my nails clipped…then, as we were leaving and mom was paying, I took a (massive) dump on the welcome mat in front of the receptionist desk…
Hopefully Rusty has learned that skunks ALWAYS win!
I stole an Easter bunny that was supposed to go in a 3 year old’s Easter basket. I’m not sorry.
By the time I noticed he had stolen the stuffed bunny from the shopping bag, it had dog slobber all over it. Needless to say, Rowdy Kris got an early Easter present as it’s his now. (And he loves it!)