I am a bad dog. I ate the car title 2 hours before it sold.
My mom was cutting the grass & I got bored. Now I am green all over
I was so excited about my breakfast sandwich. Apparently, so was she.
Harley likes to eat his beds, instead of sleeping on them.
Mom thought I was under her bed eating my chewy bone, but it was her favorite banana chapstick. Now I have waxy poops 😑
Layla came inside one morning and vomited on the kitchen floor right in front on me. I quickly realized she had thrown up dog poop that she just ate. Gross!!!
Dad found a cockroach trap with a mouse on it that had been dead about 6 weeks. I stole it from the bin and ate it. Dad had to rescue me because I was stuck to the trap.
I got too excited and pooped in the pool… no more swimming for me.
We go out for dinner and they go into demolition mode!!
I ate the last piece of pizza. I have no regrets.
Murphy waits until we get up to get a drink and then moves in for his favourite food.