Mattie could resist the tempting trash can for only so long.
Riley is the newest member of our family. He was found wandering around a busy intersection without any identification, and was not claimed after posting flyers and advertisements on craigslist and the pound. I thought I got a good deal, but that all changed when I found him going through the mail and munching on a check that had come in. Don’t let the face fool you, up until this point his tail was wagging and he spent more time trying to play with the sign than pose for his shaming.
The sign reads “I know how much mom hates chemistry class soooo I thought I would take care of those ugly goggles. I’m not ashamed! I’m proud!”
Hailey, my four month old Great Dane puppy, managed to sneak these into her kennel when I wasn’t looking and had herself a good chew while I was at school. She wasn’t too ashamed of the deed considering she tried to finish the job as I was taking the picture.
I pooped on the beach.
I licked Mom’s face when she was trying to do push-ups.
“I think Swiffers are a main food group. – Amos” Between eating dusters and facing off with the vacuum cleaner, it’s a miracle Amos allows any house cleaning to be completed.
I chewed up 3 hoses, a pool skimmer and kitty’s toy. Mom is NOT pleased.
I eat Dad’s sandwich if he leaves it alone for more than 10 seconds!
I eat cat poop, wash it down with toilet water and I like it!
My dog Lamont thinks that everyone is his friend! Unfortunately he also thinks that skunks are too. He got sprayed for the 3rd time.