Gomer poops on your weak attempt to regulate where she poops.
I pooped in the hallway, ran into the neighbors apartment, ate their dogs food, and peed in their kitchen.
It was yummy. I’d do it again.
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Dog Shaming Team
On a visit to Nan’s house this is what happened…
Our female Blue Healer has in my opinion, Farts that could be used as a weapon of mass destruction. We live in the south, and we keep telling our female dog that she is to fluff, not fart, but they are toxic.
My wife started giving our Corgi some hot tea during the Winter. Now whenever she makes herself a cup of hot tea, she will make him a cup of hot tea or he will not let her drink her tea in peace. She started drinking tea with cream when we went to Ireland. The sign says, “I make my mommy make me a cup of hot tea OR I will not leaver her alone.”
My name is E-lynn.. It was New Year’s Eve & they left Portia (my BFF) and I home alone again.. So I decided to demolish a brand new leather jacket that was less than a week old. My family just unpacked from Christmas vacation and all the jackets were in a pile. I decided to pull the leather one from the bottom of the pile and chew off the entire sleeve. And here I am 🙂
Came home and found Howard finishing off a bag of dog treats- there’s no way he could have gotten them down. So I found the partner in crime- Shirley.
I drink water too fast, than walk away and throw it right back up on the floor. (I am the reason we will never have carpeted floors.)
We’ve always known that Brew was a food motivated dog but never before had he raided the fridge while we were home. Sign reads “Brew is not allowed any cuddles today. Last night he opened the fridge and ate the Wedding cake.” I guess the wedding cake was just too much temptation