“I eat Mommy’s hair off the floor and it gives me dingle berries”
“I must have been a proctologist in another life because whenever I meet someone, I stick my nose up their butt- far up there!!”
Not 30 seconds after a guest enters our home we are bound to hear a surprised yelp or a loud “whoa” and we know Nolan has found them and given them their “exam.”
I get that Panchito wants to use the bathroom in the bathroom, but piddling on the rug is a no-no. I have a huge yard he likes to hang out in, and we go for walks. But he still goes peeps on the rug. So here is my revenge. Sorry, ‘Chito, jokes on you.
Our 4 month English Bulldog, Toro found our Kia registration before we could get it to the car.
A regular rubber.
I cried like a baby because I had to go to the groomers.
Robyn was still a pup and had not gotten house broken just yet. I walked around the corner to find her eating the unspeakable, attempting to hide her accident. Needless to say this does not happen anymore.
Nala doesn’t like the cold so will not go #2 for several days. Apparently this day while the humans were at work, she could hold it no longer so she used our walk-in shower as her personal potty!
Gracie loves to apart every toy she gets. This picture was taken on her birthday. She lined all her new toys up and quickly shredded each one within seconds. A buffet of her babies as we call it!
Ruby steals food from my 2 kids ALL the time! If they are holding food and turn their heads it’s gone. If they leave a plate unattended, they come back to empty plates. This night she not only stole one of their dinner’s, but both of them!